Why I hate BeerTuesday
June 30th, 2008 by Scarlet AvengerThe other night I was having the sweetest dream. I was at some apartment complex with a mate and we were sitting round the pool with some chicks who were hot. I mean seriously hot. Hot to the point that if you were watching a movie that these chicks starred in, you would be so powerless against their beauty that you would have no choice but to sneak off after the movie for some sexy times with yourself.
Anyways, so we were sitting round the pool with these tastey chicks – nothing strange so far given we do that all the time. Then the hottest chick leads me back to my room and begins to suck on my lollipop!!! This was fantastic!!! No other suck off could ever come close to this – real or otherwise. Next thing I know, most of beertuesday is at the door pushing their way in which obviously puts a dampen on the situation. So of course I try to push them out the door – blows before bros and all that. But they wouldn’t fucken leave!!! I am fairly certain that every single member of beertuesday had a hand in preventing this chick from finishing what she started. I specifically remember Green Griffin and White Warrior sitting on the bed with their laptops seemingly oblivious to the situation they had interrupted. Then my leggy blonde left the room. Gone from my crotch forever. So just like that it had changed from what could have been a fucken sweet wet dream into a dream about a dozen or so semi-homosexual guys jumping around on my bed….. This is the reason why I currently hate BeerTuesday….. you are all a bunch of CUNTS!!!!! STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY SWEET FANTASIES….. and if you must intrude – at least finish me off you inconsiderate fucks!!!…………. that is all I have to say on the matter……
S.A.









July 1st, 2008 at 9:53 am
Is this your not so subtle way of making us give you head on road trip?