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Day 2 – Saturday 3rd May – Blue Streaks leaving party (Westie Theme [apparently])
May 6th, 2008 by Green GriffinAh Saturday. This was a special day, I don’t often have such big hangovers after Friday night’s these days. I am not complaining at all, as Friday was excellent, but it did make Saturday not so nice.
I got up at about 9, and knowing what was ahead of me for the day I quickly drank a cruiser. Yes, that’s right, 9am and I was drinking a vodka cruiser while surfing the internet from bed. I have truly reached a high point in my life.
White Warrior sent me a text message not long after advising that I should get up as he was picking me up shortly. After struggling out of bed I had a shower and then proceeded to pack my bag. WW showed up and as we drove away informed me that there was going to be some firewood to be picked up. As I was hungover (though on my way back to getting drunk), I did not think about this – I was going to be carrying firewood around.
After a short stop in Matangi we were on our way to Parongia (yeah, all over the show way to get to Auckland). I decided this was a good point of the day to start drinking properly, so cracked into the Raddlers I had left from last night.
After the firewood was all loaded we were on the road again – this time actually heading to Auckland. I continued to drink, more combatively than ever. I was still feeling a little uneasy from Friday, the lack of sleep and large amount of alcohol were apparently catching up with me.
The drive was uneventful, except for the fact anywhere we stopped I noticed people staring at me. I couldn’t figure it out at the time. I guessed it was because I was clearly drinking and it was still before midday. Later I realised it was probably because I was wearing a bright pink, ah, lightish red shirt. Huntly was interesting…
We arrived in Auckland, unloaded the firewood (I more just sat around drinking), and then headed to the guys flat to proceed with the party. Upon arrival we discovered there was actually a Westie Theme to the night, this made my lightish red shirt even less appropriate. Oh well, I was drunk, I didn’t care.
So, everyone continued drinking heavily, and later on the fun and games started. I guess the best way to put this is the truth. We killed a baby [doll]. One of the guests had brought along their baby [doll] and at some point it was decided people should try and hurt it as much as possible. One of the first things was stealing the baby and throwing it in the microwave. Soon after this a knife had been brought out and it was placed in the baby’s face. We then thought the baby should be cremated, so put it in the oven.
Realising the danger of fire that existed we just cut the baby’s head off and stuck it on top of a pepper grinder – well, obviously right?
Sure, it is probably pretty sick, but it was highly amusing at the time. Excellent.
Eventually people started to leave and the party wound down. All up it was an awesome evening, and it will also be very sad to see Blue Streak leave (terrible sentence. Then again, a lot of this has been).
- GG
